The Steve-Dave Reality Tour

Which Superhero Are You, Steve & Dave?

Which Superhero Are You, Steve & Dave?

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If Steve was a superhero he would be Superman	If Dave was a superhero he would be Green Lantern
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Steve: that's whats up Dave: You hate Superman, remember? Steve: As a protagonist sure, he’s limited and boring. But ill take his powers. Steve: and the comparison. Lauren: Hahaha, superman.... Really? Dave: ‎"S" is for Steve Vasey Steve: man of steel baby.... get used to it. if he had a jewfro in that picture we'd look like twins. Lauren: Omggg I remain unconvinced Steve: i have the suit. ill show you Joe B.: Steve, doesn't this dovetail well with your latex fetish? Tim: I guess superdouche was taken? lol Lauren: Steve. I think u in a cape is needed to settle this in my head. Steve: consider this matter settled. its going to be a capey V-Day Jess: I'm Rogue from X-men the tv cartoon. Actually wait a second....do I want to be her or be with her? meow! Steve: you want to be with her. :-) we all did at some point.	Steve: pffft green lantern. i wouldnt wish that on anybody... you have some ring you found in a cereal box that gives you the power of imagination. oh ya.... and your kryptonite is the colour yellow.... the whole colour. not a specific item....anything yellow. yellow car, death. pack of sticky notes, death. a banana, death. the Pittsburgh steelers, death. a bumble bee, death. worst super hero ever. Craig: Agreed, I'd say Wolverine for sure! Dave: He's the best superhero ever! You can do anything your mind can imagine! Travel to distant galaxies. Meet alien chicks. Yellow is the colour of fear! It goes back to origins of the emerald light of willpower. I'd take his powers in a second. Steve: yaaaaawn..... sorry i didnt have time to read that. i was too busy having sex with girls. Craig: ‎............. Bazinga Dave: Steve, remember that you have always hated Daredevil more than any other. Steve: i dunno.... daredevil is blind, but still a super hero. he's playing the hand he was dealt. green lantern gets routinely thwarted by a colour...and not even a primary one. He's not even trying. Dave: Yellow is a primary colour, Steve. It's not the colour itself. Each colour is lined up with an emotion. Green is will, yelllow is fear, red is rage, blue is hope, indigo is compassion, purple is love, orange is avarice, black is death and white is life. You know all this, of course. Steve: yaaaaaaaaaawn.... sorry. sex again.

Who would you be? Find out, click here

Facebook Flame War

This little Flame War was pulled from a Facebook thread that took place on December 13, 2011. It began as our leaders' friend, Joe, put up a new status update.

Enjoy.

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Joe: Kane return with mask!!!!!!! nuff said! EPIC!!

Dave: Really? That excites you?

Joe: sadly............... yes

Luke: Sorry Joe. WWE is obsolete.

[There was a post that existed here where Jonathan commented that the WWE had more friends and money than any of us.]

Jonathan Ross Buckham: And yeah the Mask he wore to come out in, over the other mask WICKED. I hope he keeps it at least for entrances. 3:)

Dave: The WWE has more friends than me? I'll be up tonight thinking about that one. Oh, and no one cares what you think and/or hope, douche.

Jonathan Ross Buckham: Lets see Mr McMahon turned the company into a multi-BILLION dollar industry which donates to charity, pays tribute to the troops, help stop bullying, and the list goes on. Needless to say it's only gotten MORE popular over the years and each of it's shows has the highest ratings each and every week. I'd say its far from obsolete. Thats my only argument here.

Jonathan Ross Buckham: And honestly since i admit my earlier pot-shot was uncalled for, so i recind my comment, but would appreciate a bit of mature discussion. We'e not here to air personal grievances. we're on Joe's post.

Dave: The name's Poody. Get it right. I've forgotten more about wrestling than you'll ever know. It sucks now. Really bad. I've tried getting back into it. It's weak sauce. To the point where Kane putting on a mask is some kind of "news". The ratings are directly tied to the breeding patterns of rednecks and their merchandise sales are related to the day welfare cheques are issued.

Luke: Can I like a comment twice? It really deserves it.

Jonathan Ross Buckham: I could really care less what your name is. I'm gonna keep this mature like i said I would. No matter how much you or anybody else thinks it gone downhill and we are all entitiled to our opinions, but the company lets face it financially and in the regard of picking up it's image is doing very very well. And we all know wrestling, ok? I'm not gonna debate about who knows more or whatever. I couldnt care less. So we've both watched it for a long time and maybe u've watched it for longer. Whatever. I'm sticking to the original point that is the WWE is NOT obsolete. Thats all.

Luke: Now I need a triple dislike button.

Joe: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, nice discussion??????????? I still love wrestling, I've just never grown out of it I'm not here to make enemies *lol*

Steve: wwe....kane???? .... gay!

Jonathan Ross Buckham: If it's so "gay" then why bother commenting on it? Btw thats not a gret word to use. There are people who would really take offence to that.

Steve: well im not one of them.... you little internet hall monitoring dick suck!
and if your past the age of 14 wrestling is gay! no sexually developed male should enjoy greasy men in tights mock fighting each other..... get your head on straight buckham!

Luke: Seriously. "gret"?

Jonathan Ross Buckham: Lol ok well as I said to the other guys earlier here, if thats your opinion so be it, but are you so insecure you need to a) bash others opinions, b)use homophobic slurs, and c)act like a child? Al I can say is you have my pity. Honestly. I hope you grow up soon. Joe deserves better friends than all of you,

Jonathan Ross Buckham: And yes Luke Gret...I mistyped. It happens.

Steve: johnathan, that is my opinion and i find it amusing that all you have to do between raw and smackdown is troll facebook for anti-wwe comments.
joe deserves better friends then us because we dont like wrestling? I think joe deserves a better friend then a newsy hat wearing man child who uses crisco while jacking off to pictures of kane.

Jonathan Ross Buckham: ok...whatever. I'm just a il bit more mature than you obviously and such i'm dropping this, cause ure arguing this like a child...so w/e. Grow up and come talk to me only then.

Steve: and thank you look for pointing out this dumb shit’s spelling errors.... the community owes you a service.

Steve: “come talk to me only then”? are you challenging to a fight in your fit of nerd rage?

[Jonathan blocks Steve, Dave and Luke on Facebook at this point.]

Steve: Johnathan Ross Buckham!!! you deleted all your posts? ...i will take that as a sign of my victory. Thank you for playing

Luke: I think the newsy blocked me. I can't see his messages anymore. Douche.

Oh My God, She's Not Wearing Her Seatbelt

Saw these on Facebook and then they disappeared. I found them and wanted to add them to the vault.

Enjoy.

Occupy Wall Street Eviction

So, early this morning the New York police evicted the protestors in Zuccotti Park. There are reports of excessive force, pepper spray, and general police douche baggery. Seems a little extreme for a bunch of people living in tents.... but hey! What do I know?Get some of the story Here! I’m sure new information will surface later in the day.

 

 

 

Didn’t somebody once say "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable”? ... that sounds like something somebody would say. 

Expo 1983

Steve and Dave have cooked up a brand new concept:

a summit for all people (like themselves) who were born in the year 1983.

This event will be held in 2013 as the children of '83 turn 30 years old.

What makes people from 1983 so special? We're totally awesome!

It will be a chance for a generation to compare notes on what they have done with their time so far and what the future holds.

Thos concept includes the best and brightest being called as keynote speakers to share their perspective and engage in active panels.

Some of the top people born in 1983 invited will include (pending future events and scheduling):

1. Steve
2. Dave
3. Verdone (Life Advice with Verdone)
4. Chris Hemswoth (Thor / Kirk's Dad)
5. Mila Kunis (Hottie Actress)
6. Jonah Hill (Funny Fat Man)
7. Henry Cavill (Superman)
8. Jesse Eisenberg (Facebook Man)
9. Andrew Garfield (Spider-Man)
10. Mélanie Laurent (Inglorious Basterds)
11. Maggie Grace (Lost/Taken)
12. Kate Bosworth (Lois Lane)
13. Leelee Sobieski (Joan-of-Arc)
14. Miranda Kerr (Victoria Secret Model)
15. Gabourey Sidibe (Precious)
16. Carrie Underwood (American Idol)
17. Hillary Scott  (American Pornographic Actress)
18. Mika (British Singer)
19. Nicky Hilton (Socialite Cunt)
20. Ricky Mabe (Zack & Miri Make a Porno)
21. Jason Spezza (Canadian Hockey Player)
22. Sam Winchester (Ghost Hunter / Demon-Blood Drinker / Vessel of Lucifer) ...the actor, Jared Padalecki, is born in the 1982 (yuck!) but his character is born in 1983 (yay!). If he chooses to attend, he must be in character the ENTIRE time or he will be escorted from the venue.
23. Alona Tal (Jo Harvelle)
24. Nicki Clyne (Cally Henderson Tyrol) - This is debatable. We cheered when Cally died.

What a list, eh!?

Only people born in 1983 will be admitted to this historic and super-amazing fun fest! We will be checking identification.

We'll also be reviewing important historical events, such as:

• January 2  - Kate Bosworth is born
• January 23 – The A-Team debuts on NBC
  
• February 3 - Hillary Scott  is born
• February 20 - Nicki Clyne is born
• February 21 - Mélanie Laurent is born
• March 8 – IBM releases the IBM PC XT
• March 10 – MTV airs the video to Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" for the first time. The video is the first by a black artist to gain heavy airplay on MTV.
• March 10 - Carrie Underwood is born
• March 18 - Dave is born
• April 15 – Tokyo Disneyland opens
• April 20 - Miranda Kerr is born
• May - Jason Todd makes his debut as the second Robin in Detective Comics #526
• May – First report of the virus that causes AIDS
• May 2 - Sam Winchester is born
• May 5 - Henry Cavill is born
• May 6 - Gabourey Sidibe is born
• May 24 - Ricky Mabe is born
• May 25 - Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, the final film in the original Star Wars trilogy, is released. Like the previous films, it goes on to become the top grossing picture of year.
• June 6 - Octopussy is released
• June 13 - Jason Spezza is born
• July 4 - Verdone is born
• July 9 - Steve is born
• June 10 - Leelee Sobieski is born (or was she?)
• July 21 – The lowest temperature on earth is recorded in Vostok Station, Antarctica with −89.2 °C (−128.6 °F)
• July 27 – Madonna releases her debut album on Warner Bros.
• August 11 - Chris Hemswoth is born
• August 14 - Mila Kunis is born
• August 18 - Mika is born
• August 20 - Andrew Garfield
• August 30 – STS-8: Space Shuttle Challenger carries Guion S. Bluford, the first African-American astronaut, into space
• September 16 – Ronald Reagan announces that the Global Positioning System (GPS) would be made available for civilian use
• September 21 - Maggie Grace is born
• September 18 – The rock group Kiss officially appear in public without makeup for the first time on MTV
• September 24 – The Red Hot Chili Peppers launch their first, self-titled, album
• October 5 - Jesse Eisenberg and Nicky Hilton are born
• October 20 - Alona Tal is born
• November 2 - The demon Azazel attacks the Winchester family
• December 2 – Michael Jackson's world famous music video for "Thriller" is broadcast for the first time. It will become the most often repeated and famous music video of all time and increase his own popularity and the record sales of the album "Thriller".
• December 9 - Scarface is released
• December 20 - Jonah Hill is born
• 1983 was a landmark year in film. More films have gotten an R rating than any other year thus far.

Some other boring stuff happened too. We'll get to that later.

Live Show Tonight!

Live Show Tonight!

Check us out for a live SDRT podcast at the historic Imperial Pub in Toronto at 8 PM. 54 Dundas St. E. @ Yonge-Dundas sq.

Me and Amanda at locals!

Jack Layton: The Mustachio'd Orangeman

Yesterday morning as you all know Jack Layton died in his home. Jack was a man I didn't necessarily like, who lead a party I don't support, all the while standing behind a mustache I hated. However, he was leader of the Official Opposition and a fixture in the political landscape of this country... that's worth something, even after death.

During our last election, I (like many, now homeless Liberals) stood amongst the ashes of my once great party and wondered what the future held. Together we adopted "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" attitude. Because lets be honest, at this stage in the game there are only two parties: Harper and his right wing pseudo religious (that's right! I know you still have that back wood alliance blood running through your veins mother fucker!) nut jobs, and everybody else. So my Liberal kin and I looked forward to seeing Layton draw some blood from Harper's Reform party... but he never had the chance.

The real question is: where do we go from here? The Liberal empire is still in shambles, and our only other major party just lost their leader. It's looking pretty bleak for the good guys. I rarely get involved in politics, but this is a time where we all need to come together. Today more then any other day, we need to pick a future for our country and start moving towards it. I say the future should be a Harper-less one! I will be god damned if I have to stare at that beady eyed bastard any longer then I have to! Stephen Harper, with his $10 haircut and smug smile. No more!

....but I digress. Jack wrote a letter to the country and ended it with a belief system I actually stand behind.

"My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world."

Not a bad little sentiment.... but I say lets holster that for now and hate Harper out of office! Once he's gone we can work on building this futuristic utopia. Anyways...Jack, I wasn't a supporter, just a Canadian. But cancer is a battle no one should have to fight and you were a face of this country... my hats off to you.

You will be missed.

Ps. Screw Harper!

Steve and Dave 2005

This trip down memory lane features Dave (behind the camera) and Steve (with puffy cheeks...and a round head) as well as a very young Jeff. The guy rocking the leather jacket is the long-lost Joe. Shot the day after Dave's stag party.

SDRT Hollywood, Part 12 - North Carolina Pit Stop

On the road home to Toronto, our leaders indulge in North Carolina's finest Mexican airport restaurant.

The chronicles of Steve and Dave's journey to Los Angeles in July 2011.